So this tall, blonde woman...

So this tall, blonde woman arrives in the hotel restaurant for breakfast.  The waitress asks for her room number ... and she looks at her hand before answering.  Then a few minutes later the slip arrives for her signature to confirm the breakfast charge... and she looks at her hand before filling it in.  Later, her friend arrives and asks "oh, which room are you staying in?"... And blondie looks again at her hand before replying.

If she hadn't been tall and blonde, I would have felt some pity.  As it turns out, it was all just too funny.

I wonder what backup systems she has in place when she inevitably washes her hands at some point during the morning?