If you like Pina Colada...

... then try this, Rupert.

2 shots of Malibu
3 or 4 tablespoons of coconut milk
2 or 4 tablespoons of pineapple juice
2 cups of crushed ice
Half a teaspoon of sugar (optional)
1 or 2 teaspoons of desicated coconut (optional)

Throw it all in the blender and blend until you've got a slurpee (or frozen-slush for the non-Aussies).

Drink.... and escape.